[Edgeworth's Hotel Room]

[milesperglower]

[Here's an anything-goes post for anyone who may wish to interact with Edgeworth in any way at any time. All is welcome under the premise that Edgeworth is either entering or vacating his hotel room. Or just walk right in if you want to be an ass about it. Either way, here is where anyone from anywhere, regardless of game or dressing room, can take advantage of the opportunity to harass a random Edgeworth whenever they see fit.]

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well I WAS invited lolololol

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[Knock knock.]

Edge...worth?

Well, then! Welcome!

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

[A visitor.

...Well, this was...most unexpected.

It might take him a while to get to the door.]

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[Not to worry. Phoenix will just be tapping his foot slightly and shifting back and forth, you know, waiting patiently.]

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

[Cracks open the door, peers for a couple of seconds, then opens it fully]



...You're not me.



[Astute observation, self.]

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[He's silent in confusion for a minute, blinking, but then shrugs it off and grins widely.]

...this is true! And you're not me. So glad we got that straightened out.

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

. . .


Good evening, Wright.


[Turns, returns to chair, leaving the door open.]

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[He practically beams at the unspoken invitation, and scoots into the room before he can be told to go away.]

Uh... hey, Edgeworth. How are you...?

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

...Close the door.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[Not about to argue with that tone, he kicks the door shut behind him.]

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

...




...I've seen better days.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well I guess that... makes sense?




[This isn't awkward!]

What do you think of this hotel room, anyway?

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

It's...tolerable, I suppose. Rather large. The clothes, however...


[Wright is obviously in discomfort and struggling for conversation. Come on. Let's try to be friendly, Edgeworth?]


Hm...How are you? Tell me, Wright. How long have you been here, and from which point did you arrive?

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

Oh, I haven't been here very long... and, uh, if you mean "what was happening when I left?" then I'd just finished a really sticky case involving prosecutor Godot--ring any bells?

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

No. Perhaps it would have helped to provide an estimate date.

...I arrived here immediately after chartering a private jet to come to the aid of a certain someone who managed to fling himself from a burning bridge. Does that 'ring any bells,' perhaps?

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

Er....

[Ouch. Two blows in one go. Well, at least there's no denying he's Edgeworth.]

Yeah, I uh--you know, that was a lot of effort on your part, what with the jet and all.

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

You may repay me as you see fit. After all, that trip alone was worth a handful of your case victories.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[He'll chalk it up to being shut in a hotel room alone with Edgeworth that money wasn't what popped into his mind right away at the suggestion of repayment. Sigh.]

You know I'm not made of cash like you are. Anyway, you wouldn't have done that if you didn't want to. I know you well enough to know that.

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Wright. Can't you tell by the chronically solemn expression on my face that I was joking?]

I did not actually expect you to repay me in cash.

...Don't misjudge my character, Wright. For you I would have done it, and I did.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[Isn't that always the way? First he delivers a solid blow and then he says something almost sweet and that's...


What's so confusing.]

M-maybe it's a good thing I wasn't as bad off as Larry apparently told you I was... huh?

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

...No, otherwise I would have had good reason to charter a jet.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME EDGEWORTH]

That... doesn't...



...okay! So, if you're busy, I'll just buzz off or something.

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

[Aren't you used to me by now?]


You know very well that there is nothing to occupy my time here...Did you wish to discuss something?

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

Not really? I guess I just kind of wanted to come and, you know.

See you?

[3tieredcravat.livejournal.com]

...Is that so?


Just then it seemed as though you were inclined to run away from me as quickly as possible.

[lawfulwright.livejournal.com]

[He takes a deep breath. So Edgeworth is heading him off at every turn of the conversation? Big surprise....]

Well, Edgeworth, I can't exactly say you make conversations all that easy, but that doesn't mean I want to run away.

[On the contrary, really]